banter blindness

When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.

We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.

by alpal86 June 13, 2017

Banute Squirrel

An obese squirrel that has rabies.

Wow we just ran over a Banute Squirrel

by banutehaha June 16, 2018

banita

Banita is a very lovely woman, but she always has a bad side so don't mess with her. She is very funny and entertaining. Banita always keeps the conversations going on non-stop.

That Banita girl made me laugh so hard!

by fridgee1111 August 21, 2021

santa banter

Christmas related hilarity

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Dead banter

When some one has no humour or thinks that they provide banter when really it is shit.

Matt - your da sells Avon

Thomas - yeah well your ma sells Avon

Lewis - dead banter that

by Tommy.Shelby August 26, 2018

Dorian Banister

the name you make up to get out of a conversation

Guy 1: hey so do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: yeah his name is Dorian Banister

by Ambis the umbrella dude November 7, 2019

Mask Baiter

Someone who wears a face mask and looks attractive with the mask on, but once they take it off, they look less attractive

“Brittney is such a mask baiter”

by Ben43 January 19, 2022