baked lay

Refers to an act of sexual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.

Jessie and Joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.

by Al Hakayfak October 5, 2009

Dirty baking

After a man ejaculates in a girls ass, she lets the goo drip into her pussy with the end goal being pregnancy.

Johnny comes in his girls butt in the doggy style position and she lets it slide out and go into her pussy in an attempt to become pregnant... Dirty Baking...

by DrewiswerD April 13, 2009

baked in the cake

1) a situation that is so involved and interwoven which is basically impossible to be fully extricated
2) Something which is so obvious or basically impossible to avoid
3) already reflected in a stock's market price by the expected information such as projected earning or unconfirmed news report

A serious global recession is baked in the cake
The dilemma of long-lasting unemployment rate is baked in the cake
The interest hike at the Fed's next meeting is baked in the cake

by vanderpol September 5, 2010

Sit and bake

After the inital drop of crap that comes out, you feel more coming but only gas is being released. So you sit and bake the crap that you had release with your warm fart making the whole room smell even worst.

Damn, why do people sit and bake in this bathroom, it makes this bathroom smell like crap.

by Z3roadmaster October 8, 2009

fake bake

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003

bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

wake and bake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!"

by Diego August 29, 2003