by kalzrei July 24, 2025

Branching is a skill in the VR game Gorilla Tag which involves jumping between tree branch to tree branch.
by ArkerTF2 May 5, 2024

No the fuck you are not.
Hym "The press is not the 4th branch of government. You trying to be that is a problem that needs remediation."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

Branch is a total babe! He is so sexy and lovable! Gosh, I would do anything just to hear him sing a lil didley. His beautiful hair reminds me of a wet fart. The most gorgeous troll around, sooo sexyyyy!😘
by Branch_issogood March 2, 2024

the guy who asks as if he were your big brother. you will meet peyton and see that he is the best person you will ever meet and love. I sware you will think of him as family.
Peyton Branch-amazing, handsome, funny , smart and loving
Omg Peyton is so nice, he's like a big brother to me. I love him so much
Omg Peyton is so nice, he's like a big brother to me. I love him so much
by 0nehgh44 August 31, 2019

by branchman123 November 13, 2019

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
