bent corner

When your penis is halfway erect but not all there. However, it is not completely flaccid. It is simply bent.

Oh shit, I'm starting to get a bent corner from that girl over there, I hope she can't see.

by J.a_y May 29, 2018

trailer bent

1. Literally, the act of being sodomized profusely whilst bent over a flatbed trailer. 2. A stronger variant of the traditional phrase "get bent," i.e. "get fucked." Often used in a competitive context when the performance of a player or team is particularly bad.

The San Jose Sharks got trailer bent by the LA Kings during last year's Stanley Cup finals.

by Deagostini February 19, 2015

Bent water

When you get to drunk with the boys sometimes you become bent water.

Sa stop drinking that cranberry Smirnoff you’re gonna turn into bent water.

by Connytron December 21, 2020

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

bent frame

The shape of a vagina on a Monday after a long distance relationship date weekend in Nashville.

After Thanksgivng in Nashville with Dave, I had a full belly and a bent frame.

by DJ Cleveland February 1, 2016

bent nickel

The weakest link. The guy who screws everything up for everyone else because he sucks.

My orchestra teacher always said, "Don't be the bent nickel." I'm guessing he was talking about the violins.

by Blurriefaces March 7, 2016

bent spokes

When one is violated in the anous so rough that afterwards they are left walking funny or with a limp .

You can tell he has bent spokes by the way he walks.

by Booshay5150 December 4, 2016