Trend-bent

Someone who is too obsessed about what’s hot and what’s not to the point of where their losing their authentic identity. No originality.
Cassie is so trend-bent she trys to talk like the Kardashian’s .
by Donbon January 06, 2018
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bent corner

When your penis is halfway erect but not all there. However, it is not completely flaccid. It is simply bent.
Oh shit, I'm starting to get a bent corner from that girl over there, I hope she can't see.
by J.a_y April 23, 2018
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Merry Bent

The phrase ‘merry bent’ means to be happy at the wrong times. This was used multiple times to describe villains in books.
Harry: Meghan is so Merry bent
Jesse: Hmm...I know...it’s a bit unnerving sometimes
by Hat Is Meme June 03, 2018
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bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.
My friend has a bent spanner
by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017
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bent-Leeism

To neither believe nor disbelieve something, but nevertheless find it highly unlikely the laws of nature were contravened. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964). A variant of Leeism.
Man #1: Surely you believe us?

Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.

Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!
by landwehr34 March 09, 2022
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Bent julians

Pop Bags of cocaine specially meant to be zoostomped. Bent julians is the sister Iced Weep product, Bent julianos which is a usually .7 g bag of purp cocaine. Both give the sense of nostalgia to an outstanding and beautiful level.
"He brought Bent julians!"
"No way bro! This party just got cray cray!"
by zoostompkate January 23, 2021
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trailer bent

1. Literally, the act of being sodomized profusely whilst bent over a flatbed trailer. 2. A stronger variant of the traditional phrase "get bent," i.e. "get fucked." Often used in a competitive context when the performance of a player or team is particularly bad.
The San Jose Sharks got trailer bent by the LA Kings during last year's Stanley Cup finals.
by Deagostini February 19, 2015
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