aswan

when a fat yokel trys to say awesome

Me: the was and awesome move manuver.
Yokel: yee that blahs aswan.

by edog09 May 16, 2006

asswaffle

asswaffle(n); A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe someone that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing. see douchewaffle.

that guy is such an asswaffle.

shes an atheist so she must be an asswaffle.

by asswaffle May 23, 2010

assanine

Pronounced: ass-uh-nine

Adj.
1. Describing an action that only one who comprises of ass-like characteristics would perform.

Guy #1: I was playing Call of Duty MW2 and this guy kept running around with the marathon, lightweight, and commando perks stabbing people silly and pissing people off.

Guy #2: Man that is so assanine. I would have left the match rather than continue to play with that asshole all day.

by nakker December 13, 2009

assbanned

To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.

ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.

last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.

by assmaster May 23, 2004

asspanzer

A large, tank like ass, that seemingly leaks little chunks, kind of like flak.

Damn, look at that asspanzer she got goin on!

by LASER-TREATMENT February 7, 2004

Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.

Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012

Asswagon

Someone who is so sexually promiscuous that they've seen as much a$$ as a covered wagon on the Oregon trail. Can be an insult or compliment depending on gender

You know I don't f wit asswagons mAh brotha they not tight my bro.

by Gayl0rd December 31, 2016