asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 1, 2009

assless curlybird

a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.

"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."

by Brodsgaard November 23, 2003

asslemia

diarrhea that occurs minutes after eating. any kind of food can be involved in the process. usually within a half hour of consumption.

I can't eat that today. The asslemia will kick in and I have to be at the dentist in 15 minutes

by jozie April 5, 2007

assleg

When so much of the top of the girl's leg is exposed that it shows the bottom curve of the ass.

That girl's booty shorts are showing assleg.

The wind blew so hard that the skirt showed assleg.

by Big Lumberjack February 24, 2009

assleaf

random particles of feces that have accumulated on anal hair around the sphincter hole and then flaked off only to be deposited in ones under garments.

I have to mow this long assleaf covered lawn

by Sour Lemon November 18, 2010

assplosion

a massive, urgent defecation

Dude, that Indian food was good, but I had quite the assplosion after eating it!

by PolyAmethyst July 28, 2016

assplunger

Plunger used specificly to dig up items from ones asshole.

I think that G.I. Joe is still in my ass, someone hand me my assplunger.

by Muslim Lover December 1, 2003