assley

a girl with a huge butt chin

man that girl has a huge ass chin her name must be assley

by jake-town October 2, 2005

ashleed

Synonymous with n00b, Ashleed is a term used to describe somebody who excessivley spams forums.

"Wow, there are a lot of new posts on the forum"
"Don't mind them, it was an Ashleed

by Thomas January 8, 2005

asleep

To place a fool to sleep with brute force; To disrupt someone's balance while intoxicated; To disrespect someone to a severe level.

I told those fools to go asleep.

Go asleep, ho.

If you tired, be quiet and go asleep.

by Bark at these fools July 6, 2008

Ashlee Simpson

Dumb ass bitch i talked to on aim. She is very mean. If i had her screen name, i would give it to you all, but i dont.

Ashlee... bitchy ho'

by lolwut484793ue3j February 19, 2005

ashlee simpson

A girl that i personally thought to be quite attractive until she tried to be punk and enter the music industry because of her sisters fame.

"Screw you ashlee simpson, your not hot anymore"

by taufuboy September 22, 2005

My Leg Is Asleep

A meme started on 4chan (/b/) on 8/11/11

>be senior in school
>Sleep in class
>leg falls asleep
>wake up during passing period
>Get up from desk, walk 2 steps

>Fall on face
>Everyone coming into the room sees me fall
>Crawl out the door
>Not the dinosaur, this really happened

one reply to this said "btw my leg was asleep"

then everyone began doing this

>Waiting after football practice for my ride
>Dumbass hockey coach yells at me for talking loud
>Do jerk off motion while he has back turned
>He turns around

>Pokerface
>brings me into football coaches office
>Tells coach
>football coach says i will be repremanded
>Has a laugh with me about it after hockeyfag leaves
>Leg falls asleep <----- My leg is asleep

by Ice Man 72 August 14, 2011

Asslessness

A person who is the king or queen of not having an ass. One who is assless to an extreme.

Your asslessness astounds me!

by TimmPower December 31, 2009