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Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.
High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it
by CaseDog January 20, 2010
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assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.
Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
by mikeinocala October 16, 2012
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Assimist

The sum of an Athiest and a Pessimist.
"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."

"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"
by S. Jobs December 13, 2012
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Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! December 18, 2012
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assisting

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.
She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.
by jmpalmieri00 July 30, 2016
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Assimilation

To get converted to a different band while high.
Darn it, i got assimilation to regga.
by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018
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Assistant Plant Manager

The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.
Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?

Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!
by sausagefest12 March 11, 2019
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