When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.
High five?
Naw.
(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )
Assisted Five! I'll take it
Naw.
(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )
Assisted Five! I'll take it
by CaseDog January 20, 2010
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Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
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"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."
"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"
You've gotta be assimistic, man."
"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"
by S. Jobs December 13, 2012
Get the Assimist mug.The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
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Get the Assimilation mug.The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.
Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?
Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!
Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!
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