asshat

One who shows so much ignorance to the world around them that it seems as though their head has been shoved into their rear-end, using it as a hat.

Idiot: 9/11 really happened on 9-11???
Person making fun of idiot: No shit, you asshat.

by kikurasshat April 2, 2009

Asshitchery

1) when asshats marry
2) hooking up trailers or other people via asshitch

My IQ 85 cousin's getting married and he wants me to RSVP. Wanna come to the asshitchery with me? Free cake...

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

assmitt

one who is on the receiving end of anal sex

see above, assmitt

by Christop13 January 8, 2004

Asshatocity

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshat

When someone is acting like an ass but calling them an asshole doesn't work for the situation so you call them and asshat

Bob: You girls are lookin mighty fine today wanna screws tonight?
Girls: Bob your such and asshat!!!

by 2quik4u92 June 24, 2016

Asshat

See picture below

How did this asshat become president?

by Pouty Pants February 4, 2017

Asshat

A name that Doyle will call you when you act like a total fuck up

Doyle: Larry shut off the car you fucking asshat!

Larry: Well alright hoss

by Sinbaddad69 March 13, 2019