Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

jack assery

Actively behaving like, or possessing the qualities of, a jack ass.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: You know, got drunk, acted inappropriate, pissed in public...the usual jack assery.

by The Dutch Rudder February 26, 2009

assertain

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass

Why don't you bend over and assertain me?

by JMmm June 8, 2005

Asser

A person (typically promiscuous) who has a proclivity for anal intercourse

She is a definitely an asser

by Baskims June 27, 2017

assery

rubbing your ass on someone

origin: County Cork, Ireland

from:
ass - hind portion of an animal
-ery - to rub

Yo bitch! Stop wit the assery and suck dis dick!

by G March 16, 2004

assertive

prone to being a pain in the ass

i see youve been to self assertion classes then...

by Incony October 17, 2003

smart-assery

a factory that produces smart asses

Dave was created in a smart-assery.

by bobbbbbbbbed February 3, 2012