assassinutted

The act of ejaculating on another person while they are completely and totally unaware.

I totally assassinutted all over my girl last night. She was so mad.

by Swavy mate September 10, 2015

Assafamil

Its a word that means pissed off. Kinda like triggered but worse

I am so Assafamil

by Http-Bill-Cipher June 14, 2018

ASSassurinate

The act of murdering the nostrils of many people in a crowded area by placing a big gulp filled with asparagus piss and a frozen shit log in a low key spot and allowing the musTURD gas to thaw. If done in an enclosed area, should result in roughly 11-19 people throwing up in less than an hour after placement.

Tyrant: What you do this weekend?

Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.

Tyrant: The fuck is that?

Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 21, 2019

assassinaction

The act of killing something by doing nothing at all to save its life.

I am guilty of killing all my house plants by assassinaction.

by Bophiuchus July 7, 2021

Assassinylo

An attractive man with a deep voice who kills for money. Often known to be based.

Omg, I just met an Assassinylo at the mall today!

by SonicElectro April 20, 2023

Router Assassin

The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.

Someone has router assassinated you.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010

Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.

Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.

by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015