anslema

1. A fucked up animal

2. could also be used to describe an exotic drink that is made in the underground of vegas or europe containing mainly vodka

1.oh my god is an anslema monkey run for your lives!!!!!!

2. I want an anslema vodka on the rocks please

by lily dilligaf July 1, 2008

phil anselmo

1. redneck

2. egoistic dick

3. sellout

4. moron

5. has-been

If he left a legendary band like Pantera for a second-rate grind band like Superjoint Ritual, next thing you know he'll leave metal all together become a country singer dueting with Faith Hill.

by Phil's a faggot June 14, 2004

Ansexual

Having romantic/sexual feelings for one or more genders, but uninterested in actually having a romantic or sexual relationship with anyone. Can sometimes be influenced by social anxiety.

Sorry, I’m ansexual. (Ans)

by Murf Murphy November 13, 2020

anslema

It's a type of STD.

Doctor: "I'm sorry. The test for Anslema came out positive."
Girl: *SCREAMS*

by Bexxy July 1, 2008

ansell

noun: a person you enjoys being fingered in the anus; more specifically, receiving prostate massages. It is common knowledge that this can be achieved through the use of an electrical sex toy that vibrates, but an ansell prefers a human touch.

A person is not an ansell if they compromise to the external massage of the perineum.

verb: The action of performing a prostate massage or general finger up the bum

noun: The guy I got with last night was an ansell! I thought I was going to lose my fingers!

verb: Guy 1: I love getting anselled, it feels so...natural
Guy2: I've never had it done, is it really that good?
Guy 1: yeah! do you want me to ansell you to find out?
Guy 2: .....go on then, just a cheeky one. And then we can watch meatspin.

by reallywhatisapseudonym February 25, 2011

AngeMima

A sex position involving a male and female participant in which you first pour AngeMima maple syrup on the female's breasts and then wrap them with saran wrap. Then the male inserts his erected penis in between the women's breast and humps repeatidly until ejaculation.

Dude I had a crazy AngeMima fest with your mom last night.

by Ahmed Alimaheem November 6, 2007

Anselbation

To talk about Ansel Adams like he is the only photographer in the world. To be a jackass and pretend you know everything

"Im going to shoot this photo just like Ansel Adams!"
"Oh will you just stop anselbating already!"

- "Joe went to half dome to shoot, confirming anselbation"

by Sofia B Dixon May 11, 2008