indie artist

Some one who has square, plastic framed glasses, owns a guitar and always holds a paintbrush.

Scarf and herbal cigarettes are optional, but preferred.

1: "Wow, who's that douche playing a guitar with a paintbrush while doing hookah?"
2: "Nononono, man. He's chill, he's an indie artist."
1: "Oh WOW! Now I wish I was him. What song is he playing?"
2: "I dunno, it's probably some really underground folksy song from the Juno Sountrack."
1: "Whoa..."

by Ho'nique D June 21, 2008

Artistic Constipation

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block

Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation

by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010

Artist's exemption

When an aspiring musician or artist is given an exemption from having a nice car or apartment during a courtship of a girl.

"Kelly your new friend is kind of a loser!" It's ok he is releasing a mixtape pretty soon so he gets an artist's exemption.

by Drama21 April 22, 2012

ArtistShare

ArtistShare was the first crowdfunding website on the Internet which allows creative artists to fund their projects utilizing a "fan-funding" model. ArtistShare allows the general public to directly finance, watch the creative process, and in most cases gain access to extra material from an artist. It has since been copied by sites such as Kickstarter and Indie GoGo.

In 2005 Maria Schneider's recording Concert in the Garden was the first recording to receive a Grammy award while not being available in retail stores. It was an ArtistShare fan-funded project.

by ArtistsForJustice August 10, 2012

Alister

Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it

Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?

Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.

by AiDaN1@#GjThUrfgHR December 16, 2019

scrap artist

someone who takes fighting to the next level, and makes an art out of it.

you see that guy over there, he may look small, but hes a known scrap artist

by dan ferg April 27, 2007

grief artist

A person (male or female) who is well practiced in the art of giving people grief.

Are you getting shit off your missus again dude?' 'Yeah. she's a massive grief artist...

by steel_magnolia December 15, 2010