Advice

Do you even hear yourself?

Iam "You really should take your own advice more. How is that not suffering stupidly?"

Hym "Oh and I know that I said it wasn't people but you all think that I'm worse than a not person so I don't see how you're not exactly the same. There's going to be a food shortage, apparently. While I'm starving to death (and you're not) I'll try to remind myself that it's my own fault and not everyone else's. I'll be like that guy who died because he couldn't afford insulin. Literally watching the hourglass of my life pour down to nothing and dying in terror while a retard who's dad owns half of the city I live in pays for me to live for free while my staff hires me women to fuck. I'm clearly the piece of shit here and I should have just got someone to pay me $100,000 to tell them that the sky is blue. Clearly entirely my fault."

Iam "Stop. This why everyone hates us."

Hym "They all hate anyone that isn't on their team anyway. Idiots."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2022

Adil Mohammed

He is great and guess what he is Adil Mohammed get it HE IS THE BEST MAN YOU WILL EVER MEET.

ADIL MOHAMMED.

by Stalker of everyone April 29, 2022

Advi-Suggestion

Ha! Not allowed to say advice because of a thing you said once... That's gotta suuuck. But you meant to say "Advice." We all saw that. The sycophants might let it slide or ignore it but I won't.

Hym "My advi-suggestion would be to... Ah, shit... Internet is out... I was just about to give you some super useful, life-changing advice... Er... Shit! Suggestion! I know I'm not allowed to give advice! Shit!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

trip adviser

a person whos not doing any kind of drugs but is their to make sure nobody does some stupid shit

1. yo I almost go arrested last night, but luckily my trip adviser mohammed was their to make sure i didn't steal that alpaca.
2. can you be my trip adviser? ive never done weed before, so im not sure what's going to happen

by pink world October 13, 2019

Cowboy advice

1. Be rootin
2. Be tootin
3. By god be shootin

4. And most of all be kind

I just gave you some COWBOY ADVICE

by RulerOfTime March 14, 2021

BHA (Based on Health Advice)

During the covid19 outbreaks in Australia between 2020-2022 Politicians often drove their own agendas by implementing a law or rule and justifying it by saying "Based on Health Advice". This started with the best of intentions but ended up a little self serving and crazy, particularly in places like Western Australia where they full on took the piss and you could pretty much say "Based on Health Advice you're going to jail"!
The public caught onto this and it became common to use this as a sarcastic tag line when making an excuse for getting what you wanted or making someone else suffer. This was called a BHA or "Based on Health Advice"

"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're shouting dinner".

I said to my girlfriend "BHA you're on top tonight"
"Sorry dude BHA you're not invited."
"BHA , i'm riding shotgun"
"BHA you're on dunny duty"

by ATM4 January 29, 2022

Advillian

Someone who uses Advil for evil purposes, or if they were a dolphin, porpoises, or if there are multiple purposes, porpi

Jeff always tricks kids into overdosing on advil, he's such an advillian.

by fr0jo April 10, 2009