When one holds a reverse cowgirl position over a trailer hitch on the back of tractor and has their friend pull the three point hitch lever to insert the ball rectally.
by fuckyouscotty September 20, 2022

Someone who is truthful and factual about everything, pa great leader to their comrades, and always moves forward in life to plan for better days ahead.
by admiral_parx August 28, 2019

by LenaaaB November 23, 2021

"Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska" is a title bestowed upon approval of the state's Governor. Its holders qualify for membership in the Nebraska Admirals Association, a non-profit organization that promotes "The Good Life" of Nebraska.
As Nebraska is triple-landlocked (separated from tidewater by at least three other provinces or states in any direction, including Canada or México) the title is purely honorary and carries no assigned military duties or salary. Like the Kentucky Colonels, the Nebraska Admirals are conferred the title in return for performing good works or promoting the state.
by bitchuck June 8, 2025

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.
Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.
Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!
Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.
Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!
Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.
by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011
