Admiral Hurm

When you throw up while masturbating.

Kyle sent me a picture of his feet and I had an unfortunate bout of Admiral Hurm as a result.

by Bakerdoodle November 29, 2022

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Admir

This is a really beautiful boy with the prettiest smile and brown eyes
His eyes sparkles when he talk and makes you feel comfortable. he‘s really hot and funny

„Hey Admir“
„Oh hey beautiful“

by joonsbabe November 23, 2021

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Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.

Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.

by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011

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The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

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pto rear admiral

When one holds a reverse cowgirl position over a trailer hitch on the back of tractor and has their friend pull the three point hitch lever to insert the ball rectally.

Ieda dick, pull the lever! Give me the pto rear admiral before i getaway, getaway.

by fuckyouscotty September 20, 2022

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The Admirable Admiral

Someone who is truthful and factual about everything, pa great leader to their comrades, and always moves forward in life to plan for better days ahead.

You see him over there? He's the Admirable Admiral. You can talk to him about all of your needs.

by admiral_parx August 28, 2019

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