by Crendless September 14, 2014
Get the Accommodation mug.1. a description of one who is addicted to a person's cock (penis) or things having to do with the cock (penis).
2. a 'gay' version of the word addicted.
2. a 'gay' version of the word addicted.
1. I can't fuckin' help it, i'm accockted to the way he fucks me!
2. Boi, you know i'm accockted to hummus!
2. Boi, you know i'm accockted to hummus!
by CockyJon August 14, 2005
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Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
by Christophopopolous June 25, 2007
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Get the Accordionated mug.Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.
A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.
A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.
him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...
by allterrain October 6, 2013
Get the According to Google mug.When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).
Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.
by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015
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