In moment one of those painful shits, your thinking I'm Dieing and your butt hole feels like Hot Acid passing thru. In extreme cases you may feel yourself peeling the porcelain off the walls of the toilet.
(Living the Moment)"Lord from the heavens above, please give me strenght to pass this AssAcid.
Hot Mexican Food gives me AssAcid!
Hot Mexican Food gives me AssAcid!
by CD nuts October 7, 2005
Get the AssAcid mug.Word describing what happened to someone who has a really flat ass. They may have had a nice looking ass at one time, but at some point it evidently broke away and fell off for no apparent reason.
by Dr. Kadiddlehopper February 3, 2010
Get the Assalanche mug.A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.
Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.
by CosmicOstrich October 14, 2014
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A super intelligent human being which is often a symbol and idol for the human race.
A super intelligent human being which is often a symbol and idol for the human race.
by Elohim March 27, 2005
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Get the Asswards mug.african throwing spear, seen in almost every film about africa shot during the years of colonial rule, usually in the hands of some "bloodthirsty savages", there's about a thousand of em in "Zulu" (1964).
originates from the Berber: zaġāya, Old French: azagaie, Old Spanish: azagaya, Arabic: az-zaġāyah.
The assagai was also one of the teams in wip3out, easily the coolest in the game, a real quick and agile little ship, but had crappy shields so it would often explode.
assagai also refers to a south african prog-rock band active in the 1970s, they did this song "cocoa", it's quite nice.
originates from the Berber: zaġāya, Old French: azagaie, Old Spanish: azagaya, Arabic: az-zaġāyah.
The assagai was also one of the teams in wip3out, easily the coolest in the game, a real quick and agile little ship, but had crappy shields so it would often explode.
assagai also refers to a south african prog-rock band active in the 1970s, they did this song "cocoa", it's quite nice.
colonial oppressor - "i say, one of those bloodthirsty savages just threw a stick at me!!"
bloodthirsty savage - "it's an assagai you pale skinned fool! and you should probably get that seen to"
concerned parent - "go to bed, its 5am"
tired kid with bloodshot eyes - "NO NO NO!! i just gotta unlock the assagai!!"
guy with good taste in music - "assagai are cool, effortless cool"
bloodthirsty savage - "it's an assagai you pale skinned fool! and you should probably get that seen to"
concerned parent - "go to bed, its 5am"
tired kid with bloodshot eyes - "NO NO NO!! i just gotta unlock the assagai!!"
guy with good taste in music - "assagai are cool, effortless cool"
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Assabet is we’re im gonna go for cosmetology
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