In moment one of those painful shits, your thinking I'm Dieing and your butt hole feels likeHot Acid passing thru. In extreme cases you may feel yourself peeling the porcelain off the walls of the toilet.
(Living the Moment)"Lord from the heavens above, please give me strenght to pass this AssAcid.
When you are observing an attractive person (of either sex), and usually, but not necessarily their ass, and you become distracted enough that you run into something, either in your car or while walking.
I saw this really hot girl doing squats at Taylor gym, and I almost got into an assccident while walking up the stairs.
When your roomate or, someone you dislike leaves a pitcher of kool-aid in the fridge and you blow ass(fart) into it. afterwards, you set up a camera, sitback, and laugh.
DUDE!!! Asshole jeff was thirsty so i made him some AssAid!!! I'm suprised he didn't notice the hair and chunks!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.