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In moment one of those painful shits, your thinking I'm Dieing and your butt hole feels like Hot Acid passing thru. In extreme cases you may feel yourself peeling the porcelain off the walls of the toilet.
(Living the Moment)"Lord from the heavens above, please give me strenght to pass this AssAcid.

Hot Mexican Food gives me AssAcid!
AssAcid by CD nuts October 7, 2005
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assacious 

the form of being an ass
the form of being a jerk
the form of beingannoying
why must u be so assacious?
assacious by alexis cp September 5, 2008

assccident

When you are observing an attractive person (of either sex), and usually, but not necessarily their ass, and you become distracted enough that you run into something, either in your car or while walking.
I saw this really hot girl doing squats at Taylor gym, and I almost got into an assccident while walking up the stairs.
assccident by Zuzuzela August 30, 2013
Aids caught through anal sex
i hope my cheating whore ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea
assaids by tensux February 27, 2008

Asscid rain 

When you're pile driving a girl in a hot room & your ass sweat drips on her face.
Who ya been fuckin? You smell like you got caught in an asscid rain shower without an umbrella.
Asscid rain by M & A Cat June 19, 2017
Aids caught through anal sex
i hope my ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea
assaids by tensux February 26, 2008
When your roomate or, someone you dislike leaves a pitcher of kool-aid in the fridge and you blow ass(fart) into it. afterwards, you set up a camera, sitback, and laugh.
DUDE!!! Asshole jeff was thirsty so i made him some AssAid!!! I'm suprised he didn't notice the hair and chunks!
AssAid by ~Thirst Quencher~ January 27, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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