Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
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Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99
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