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Alileis is kind of useless shit!
This kind of shit can walk and talk in a fuckin wierd way!
Such a "alileis" idea means:such a shity idea
Let's alileis:let's pee
Alileis by Mr.lionfucka August 16, 2018
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aliceisnotinwonderlandha 

My mutual on tt that also hates human beings as much as me.
"Hey did you know I hate human beings?"
"YEAH! I hate them as much as aliceisnotinwonderlandha!"

Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj 

The phrase is in reference to the Yugioh card "Alleister the Invoker" and "Salamangreat Almaraj". The phrase is 2 steps of a simple combo that allows you to put "Invoked Merchaba" on board and with relative simplicity. It is known for being extremely simple and sometimes repetitive for how basic but effective it is.
Now I will Normal Alleister Make Almaraj. Make Secure Gardena. Activate Invocation. Make Invoked Merchaba. Effect in Grave of Invocation;
Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj is such a simple play. I hate Yugioh sometimes

Alleisha 

A person who likes dogs. She is The Queen of you and she says yassss queen a lot. She also says corn-dogs a lot. She is weird with a bubbly personality. Cows are her favorite animal and her favorite color should be green. Her best friend should start with a J and is as weird as her. They should be 100% weird together. If your a guy then your parents should rename you. Alleisha is a unique name and you will never find your name on a suvioner like a key chain of something.
Alleisha is the Yassss Queen!
Alleisha by Theyassqueen April 28, 2017
An absolutely amazing girl who knows how to make people smile endlessly. She's beautiful inside and out. Once you have an Alleise, don't let her go. Belonging to an Alleise is a once in a lifetime chance and is the best thing that could ever happen to someone. She is special and you wont find another girl like her. Everyone needs a friend like Alleise. An Alleise is irreplaceable and know how to treat people. You will never regret getting close to an Alleise. Once you have one, don't let her go
Boy 1: "damn bro whos that hot chick you're with??"
Boy 2: "Oh hellllll thats alleise. Shes my perfect girl!!!"
Boy 1: "Well damn break me off a piece of that!!"
Boy 2: "Helll no she's all mine"
Alleise by tanmanny October 22, 2012

Agileish 

To do something in an Agile (See all things Agile) manner while observing less than Agile precepts such as pre-loading required requirements and reporting for government or accounting purposes.
We do not perform anything fully Agile in government project management, it is only Agileish.
Agileish by Futureratti September 29, 2020

Agileish 

When something does not adhere to definition we call it "ish" thus not fully Agile would be Agileish. Following all precepts of Agile (See all things Agile) would make the activities Agile. Not doing so would make them only Agileish.
We do not do project management in an Agile fashion in government, it is only Agileish.
Agileish by Futureratti September 29, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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