Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

by TurboTorb March 15, 2011

William Afton

Me

my name is william afton, i killed six retarded children lmao get fuckin rekt losers

by JeVaisFaireTonMère October 16, 2021

after the jump

Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.

Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.

<big block of shit here>

More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!

<links here>

by doganuses September 12, 2007

Afterthought

An insult used to describe someone of little or no importance; someone so lame and useless they're just considered a mere afterthought. Used by one of the characters in GTA V.

"You're a waste of space on this earth!"

"Fuckin' whatever..."

"Idiot! You depressing afterthought! Why oh why weren't you drowned at birth!?"

by lester square October 2, 2013

Nine in the Afternoon

A state of absolute bliss and happiness, coined by Panic (formerly !) at the Disco in their song "Nine in the Afternoon". Also known as getting high off of life.

"You know what James, it's nine in the afternoon!"
"Dude it's 10 in the morning"

by dacalpha November 2, 2008

Afterism

(n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late

"D*mn why do I think of good comebacks after arguements. Stupid Afterism."

by Xx T N T xX June 28, 2004

Sunday afternoon

The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend. This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests.

Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the "extra time" it gives students. This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend.

In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening.

See also the eleventh hour.

Geez, I hate my teacher. Can you believe she assigned us a 10 page paper on Friday? She knows no one's going to start until Sunday afternoon!

by Lady Chevalier November 6, 2005