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Rule 34

A rule stating that if a thing exists, there is pornography of that thing.

In other words, Proof that your childhood is not sacred.
"Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it"

Cases in point:

Super Hornio Bros
SpongeKnob SquareNuts
E3 The Extra Testicle
The Da Vinci Load
Forrest Hump
Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Eternal Cumshine of the Topless Mind (okay I just made that one up but you get the idea)
by heyitscarly28 July 8, 2015
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Rule 34.6

Rule 34.6
"When youtubing, you are never more than 6 clicks from a nipple"
Like the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for youtube
Dude, honestly, I was looking for clips of geeks doing cool stuff with magnets and I Rule 34.6ed my way to a chick with magnetic nipple-clamps.
by WelshHaydn July 8, 2011
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36-25-34

a Young sexy females body size
dayum guurl wu'sho siize?
by dat_gurl April 16, 2004
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t-34

Single engine turbo prop primary trainer for the Navy introduced in 1975. Has sophisticated onboard equipment with the ability to predict the weather and break the plane whenever the weather is good. Also known for it's intense power reaching 0.3 mach at full throttle.
I'm going to fly a T-34 tomorrow! Nevermind it broke again.
by mach3_dangerous April 28, 2009
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Route 34

US Route 34 is a west-east stretching highway connecting many non-descript towns. You don’t want to stay in these towns long but it’s nice to pass through nonetheless.

When you love bae so much that you want to show your affection by kissing her all over. Maybe staying in some areas a little longer than others. This is referred to as a Route 34. (Not to be confused with a Route 66, bae isn’t that old and has better maintenance)
Jack: Hey boo, can I take you on Route 34?
Jenny: I don’t travel much, take me anywhere!
by jonhlegend October 10, 2018
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Rule 34

A rule where if something exists, there is or will be porn of it. Even if it's a baby.
Me: I doubt Lily Loud would have rule 34
*searches it up*
*throws phone at wall as hard as possible*
Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?
by Prince Stero October 20, 2021
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Rule 34 artist

Some who has lost all there belief in God and are now making a mockery of him by making porn of fake people
Person 1: Hey who's that guy over there?

Person 2: That's Caleb.

Person 1: Why is he sitting all alone over there?

Person 2: He's a rule 34 artist.

Person 1: Oh.
by anonymous October 29, 2022
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