messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.

girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding

by lockloadfill7577 May 08, 2018

messy peepers

when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them

"dude im over here, thats a fucking tree, you need to get those messy peepers sorted man!"

by MadmanJ June 06, 2009

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.

I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it

I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Messy fun

When a man or a women cums everywhere basically a lot of cum

My girl likes to lick up all the messy fun we make

by Space tent February 27, 2019

messy mexican

A plate of Mexican food all mixed together

I like to eat my messy Mexican with hot sauce.

by Food critic November 30, 2022

Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.

Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice

by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 03, 2022