messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.

girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding

by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018

Messy Dinner

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.

He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

messy melissa

A sloppy diamond

She one gorgeous messy melissa

by LissyZ March 31, 2020

Messy fun

When a man or a women cums everywhere basically a lot of cum

My girl likes to lick up all the messy fun we make

by Space tent February 27, 2019

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it

I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.

After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!

by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016

Messi Ordo

The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.

That's a pretty big Messi Ordo you've got there, it's bigger than my dad's!

by Zheiruzi December 22, 2019