fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017

Cry bat

Masturbating while crying.

Oh, I'll just have to go home and have a cry bat.

by MaxK January 30, 2008

Beat cry

Basically it's when you're crying about an ex girlfriend or something while you're masturbating or crying about the fact that you're masturbating, often using one's own tears as lube

Man, Andrew was so upset last night, he was beat crying until 2 a.m.

by Robot Cricket October 11, 2008

happy cry

to be so overwhelmed with joy/positive emotions that you cry.

“mj feels like happy crying every time he talks to bee”

by mj.asfffff June 5, 2021

No Cry July

You don’t cry for the whole month of July.

Sarah: How’s No Cry July going?
Megan: Nearly failed the other day but August 1st 12am, my tears, nonstop.
Sarah: A waterfall.

by rihannag July 27, 2020

crying thick

sobbing so much that thick rivers of tears flow down your cheeks

she's laughing so hard she started crying thick.

after her mother died she started to cry thick.

by Murdoc Stryker February 8, 2012

Micro-crying

/ˈmīkrō.krīiNG/

Micro-crying is when you spontaneously start ugly crying for only a few seconds. Then suddenly stop and suppress all of your anxiety and past trauma because bottling things up is easier than facing your problems.

"I micro-cried three times today because I remembered their is a world wide pandemic and I haven't spent time with another person for three weeks"

"I keep micro-crying because I'm two weeks behind in my classes but I just distract myself with instagram."

by SadDaddy;'( April 24, 2020