I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

My cousin is here

When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.

Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

fo shizzle my nizzo

Most definitely my negro compadre.

Was that band off the hook? Fa shizzle my nizzle!!!

by Donkey punch king September 14, 2003

from the top of my head

I think it's meaning is "the first thing or things that come to your head when it comes to name someone or something inside a context"

- Can you name three emperors of Rome?

- Augustus, Nero, Marcus Aurelius...from the top of my head, now.

by Pink Bunkadoo November 2, 2020

Ohno my balls

When you lose your balls

"Ohno my balls! They're gone!"

by Rat_Chef_200 September 23, 2021

i dropped my movie

when at a movie and droppin your phone and saying to yourself in frustation " i dropped my movie" soon realizing you mixed it all up.

i laughed so hard i dropped my movie

by movie 1089 April 10, 2011