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Newstead wood

The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.

The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.

The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.

The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.

Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.

But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit

Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam

Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
by Fuck this school xoxo March 3, 2024
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Natale Wood

In the auto and mortgage business, a deal that is never moving forward.
That deal is a Natale Wood...dead in the water.
by T.O. fo sho July 15, 2009
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Wood

A type of cigar used for smoking cannabis
Shannaa: Dont break the wood
by Shannaa August 13, 2022
mugGet the Woodmug.

Woods

The leaf from tobacco to roll your weed in to make a blunt. This slang is used in Detroit
i.e backwoods
Aye, I’ll be right back I’m finna go to the store to get some woods.
by 722moe January 13, 2023
mugGet the Woodsmug.

jacob wood

Fluffy funny fucker lmao i love you brother form JL
Jacob Is funny

Jacob wood is fluffy
by Jack smith6273 November 7, 2019
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bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
mugGet the bang on woodmug.

Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way
I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.
by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025
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