Twat

Someone named John Michael Green

John Michael Green is a fucking twat.

by AC Troubleshooter September 4, 2019

Tinkle-twat

When someone is really inconveniently annoying. Especially at any place of air travel.

These tinkle-twats made me check in my luggage!

by lwaluben September 7, 2019

Twat

anyone with the name Vaughn tbh

bet your called vaughn u twat

by jfdnunffeuncd September 12, 2019

twat blocking

The equivalent of cock blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.

by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019

Twat-fucker

The worst nightmare of the world.

That dude is such a twat-fucker!

by The Anrkissed September 23, 2019

Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

Twat

Chicken little lookin dork who is a complete idiot, and a big pain in the butt, but also kinda lovable at the same time. Also, they really do look like the annoying kid from polar express tho.

Derick is such a twat.

by Therealbeanboy October 9, 2019