blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper

John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.

by Jarvisen January 15, 2016

Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 17, 2006

cop a shit

It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.

Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!

Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.

OR

Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?

Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!

OR

Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?

Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??

by purple_swagger March 1, 2012

sandnigger shit

a good saying to use when u get pissed and are talking to a sandnigger

The line at Mcdonalds

Caucasion guy (nerd); excuse me, do fries come with that?

sandnigger; bitch nigga shit you damn nerd, MOVE

nerd; sandnigger shit, I was here first

sandnigger; ok, you've got it nerdlegs, I don't want to beat your ass, ill get nerd juice on my clothes.

by sandnigger%! July 30, 2013

Shit Faced

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004

shit fuck

a term used when you dont have the words to express how you really feel

person A: dude by the way those bumps down there are herpes.
person B: shit fuck!!!!!!!

by nsu22snowdemon November 7, 2002

shit for brains

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.

Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.

by Bushwhacked June 28, 2011