toothpick guy

A toothpick guy is someone who is gay

Guy 1: Hey why is that toothpick guy sucking dick
Guy2: Because he is gay

by Mwille February 13, 2017

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cool-guy

A poser, loser, wanna-be, f'tard who thinks they're being oh so cool on their new motorcycle or in their brand new mustang. they have "badass" hairstyles, and make loud noise when the situation doesn't call for it. they need attention and hope they'll get lucky with any girl that gives them a look of disgust. when you say cool-guy, you need to emphasize the double o's in the word. It ends up sounding like "coo-guy" but with a faint "L" at the end and make it sound really sarcastic. I don't fuckin care that you have a brand new Ducati, brand new Oakleys, and a "sexy" mohawk, you're only 15 years old you dumbass! You're not cool!

Kid 1: school was boring as hell today
Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks...
Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him
Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser

by trptking October 28, 2008

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Guy Brain

The secondary brain that all men have that controls their sexual urges. It often overrides the primary brain.

I'm sorry baby. I must have been thinking with my guy brain instead.

by Tyronius Nomis December 20, 2010

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Guy Spelunky

The main protagonist of the hit indie rogue-like from 2008, Spelunky. He is a brave adventurer who dives into the depths below to stop Olmec's Curse and collect all of the treasure. He also reappears in HD quality in the hit game Spelunky HD, and makes his most recent appearance as an older man in Spelunky 2 from 2020.

Johnny: What character should I play as in Spelunky HD?
Alex: Guy Spelunky

by LABNINJA231 March 5, 2022

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