A fine cocktail composed of milk mango and peach vodka conjured up by Mikhail Gorbachev in his final year at Moscow International School of Politics.
I am gasping for a Russian Rumbler right now.
Mother Teresa this Russian Rumbler tastes like a milky mango masterpiece.
Have an empty tumbler? Why not fill it with a Russian Rumbler?
Mother Teresa this Russian Rumbler tastes like a milky mango masterpiece.
Have an empty tumbler? Why not fill it with a Russian Rumbler?
by SilentRighteous May 20, 2020
Get the Russian Rumbler mug.Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.
"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.
by Cynical non-American March 31, 2022
Get the Talking like a Russian mug.Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.
by jinlongan February 25, 2024
Get the Russian Finish mug.Sort of like an “Irish Goodbye,” dismissing yourself without a farewell, but doing it angrily. Very. VERY ANGRY. Often throwing your girlfriends keys at of your blue Toyota Tacoma window, after losing a game of parking lot tennis after track practice.
Layton was very upset that his blind ass eyes could not see the tennis ball, losing him the series, so he hit a RUSSIAN GOODBYE, leaving without kissing me goodbye. Instead throwing the ball through my car window.
by Silly socks May 1, 2025
Get the Russian Goodbye mug.by Russianmercedes30 May 14, 2019
Get the Russian Mercedes mug."Russian Leaf Blower” is a grotesque and derogatory term allegedly referring to an inhumane act of filling a bag with warm feces and hurling it at Ukrainian soldiers or civilians, intended as a crude form of psychological or biological harassment. This concept, while not verified as a widespread or officially recognized tactic, has been mentioned in dark humor, propaganda, or anecdotal accounts to mock or dehumanize Russian forces amid the ongoing conflict.
The term itself is a twisted parody of an actual leaf blower, repurposed to symbolize a vile, degrading attack rather than a legitimate military strategy. It may also reflect the broader use of improvised, non-conventional weapons in warfare, though its actual occurrence remains unsubstantiated
The term itself is a twisted parody of an actual leaf blower, repurposed to symbolize a vile, degrading attack rather than a legitimate military strategy. It may also reflect the broader use of improvised, non-conventional weapons in warfare, though its actual occurrence remains unsubstantiated
by Ilovesetex April 14, 2025
Get the Russian Leaf Blower mug.An inbred Mongol rape baby from a fake shithole that claims it and itself to be superior to all yet is too afraid to return to his Golden Horde vassal once it leaves.
It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.
These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.
When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.
Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.
It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.
These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.
When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.
Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.
Oh great, I stepped into a pile of dog-Russian.
Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.
No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.
Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.
I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.
Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.
Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.
No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.
Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.
I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.
Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.
by DeathToTheKatzapstan June 8, 2023
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