Pandora's In-Box

An inbox containing an e-mail/text/social networking message that you receive in your inbox that you feel you would've been better off not opening.
"...Honestly, I don't care where you end up from here, but either grow up, or get out of my life.

p.s. just so I'm clear, we were friends, but I don't and never have liked you more than that. Feeling that way about me is pointless, nothing will ever happen between us. Find someone else and be happy!... now let me ask one last thing: how close DID you think we were? I considered you a friend, i didnt think we were as close as it seems you thought we were..."

Becky: Yeah, he sent all that and more in a stupid fucking facebook message.

Sharon: Wow, what a douchebag.
Becky: Yeah, and the sucky thing was that my mom went in and changed my password on my Facebook account because I was grounded and I didn't read this until a week after he sent it when I got my password back. I wish I was still grounded so that I would not have known what he had said.
Sharon: Hmmm, sounds like a message from Pandora's In-box.
by S[he's] Br[ok]en September 23, 2011
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The boxing match

the boxing match is a male in his teens who don't be knowin what woman he is supposed to be with. Got himself hit in the head with a beachball for being stupid. The first response he got was "who did that?"
the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, and got all confused. He should have gotten hit with a brick!!
by bwotr August 09, 2006
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Flange box

Used to describe the female reproductive organ, i.e gowl, fanny, gee, vagina.

Occasionally it is used in a take away when asking for a snack box.
I ate the flange box of yon subla last night. Serious amount grease floating about.

Hello is this Silvios? Can I order a flange box with extra chips and a coke.
by sublamagee February 01, 2011
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Faggot Box

People who own the an Xbox one is in complete denial,
These individual believes Xbox is better then the ps4 whitch it isn’t.
We should smash and destroy all the Xbox one’s and take the owners toilet paper.
by Hyundai™ June 23, 2020
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box locker

Bev: "I like Paul."
John: "You can't hook up with him!"
Bev: "Stop being such a box locker."
by douwannaeffingcookie February 08, 2008
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Empty Box

Someone that’s clueless. Generally a moron. A dumb ass.
Your such an empty box. Use your common sense.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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x box

box of the female kind that used to belong to you but is now no longer yours i.e. you broke up. Another word for an ex girlfriend.
I went out wiv Shazza fa six munths now shes me x box
by shane aisbett June 25, 2004
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