Pandora's In-Box

An inbox containing an e-mail/text/social networking message that you receive in your inbox that you feel you would've been better off not opening.

"...Honestly, I don't care where you end up from here, but either grow up, or get out of my life.

p.s. just so I'm clear, we were friends, but I don't and never have liked you more than that. Feeling that way about me is pointless, nothing will ever happen between us. Find someone else and be happy!... now let me ask one last thing: how close DID you think we were? I considered you a friend, i didnt think we were as close as it seems you thought we were..."

Becky: Yeah, he sent all that and more in a stupid fucking facebook message.

Sharon: Wow, what a douchebag.
Becky: Yeah, and the sucky thing was that my mom went in and changed my password on my Facebook account because I was grounded and I didn't read this until a week after he sent it when I got my password back. I wish I was still grounded so that I would not have known what he had said.
Sharon: Hmmm, sounds like a message from Pandora's In-box.

by S[he's] Br[ok]en September 23, 2011

Chompin Box

A female using her tongue to stimulate the clitoris of another female

"Hey girl, why does your breath smell so bad?"
"Oh girl, you know, I just got done chompin box."

by bennie2 September 30, 2011

foo box

female genetalia, namely the vagina.

i got a tingling sensation in my foo box when you touched me.

by Kelly-Marie April 8, 2006

Empty Box

Someone that’s clueless. Generally a moron. A dumb ass.

Your such an empty box. Use your common sense.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Uvula boxing

To make out. Related to "tonsil hockey", but using a different anatomical structure of the oral cavity and different sport (because the uvula resembles a speed bag used by boxers).

You should be careful with her, she's good at uvula boxing.

by pierdoleeatsworld March 7, 2010

x box

box of the female kind that used to belong to you but is now no longer yours i.e. you broke up. Another word for an ex girlfriend.

I went out wiv Shazza fa six munths now shes me x box

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

twat box

A metaphorical box in which people of a "twatty" nature are placed.

Any person who you meet for the first time and you find instantly disagreable is placed in your Twat Box along with all the other people who you have ever found offensive in the past.

by Robin W July 10, 2004