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taslking 

Taslking, the act of ejaculating into a females mouth while she is talking.
My girlfriend was talking so I started taslking to shut her up.
taslking by the_one_who_owns July 5, 2011

Taking the Berger 

the act of a girl giving a blow job to a boy who has a penis the size of RJ Berger's
Girl 1: Jan! I heard you Taking the Berger last night?!?

Girl 2: Well, kinda. It was too big of a Berger for me and I began to choke :(
Taking the Berger by Mickyrat95 August 22, 2011

taking contact 

How a Marine or soldier verbally communicates getting shot at. Generally in a firefight, generally with a description of the incident.
Keep your head down bro, we've been taking contact from that mosque for the last 2 hours.

The last time we took contact was when we rolled by that hadji market last tuesday
taking contact by TOW Gunner August 2, 2012

Taking 5 

When a group of teenagers plan to "kidnap" a boyband. Its based on the movie Taking 5 where two teenagers are crazy over a boyband and kidnap them. (Daniella Monet is in this movie) Usually the kidnapping that is planned is a fake plan.
"Hey we should pull a taking 5! after the One Dirction Concert"
"Yea! Lets do it! And lets watch the movie before too!"
Taking 5 by Larsmarsbars July 7, 2012

Taking back Sundays 

The intent to take back the day that you should be for your free time.
Screw working weekends, I'm taking back Sundays

TarkingTown 

A celebration of manliness and reminiscing. Probably the funnest thing there will be to do on the Purdue University campus on April 19th and 20th. It's what is made when a group of manly residents get together to spend a night building an awesome fort out of tarps and enjoying some snacks, video-games and more from their childhood. A generally swell time.
Tark Resident #1: Are you going to TarkingTown this weekend??
Tark Resident #2: Dude, are you even asking?
Tark Resident #1: It's going to be an insane amount of fun!
Tark Resident #2: THAT's how I like to spend my Friday nights!
TarkingTown by Tark Shark April 13, 2013