ham cash

Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.

The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.

by dave-briz December 19, 2013

ham nugget

A fun nick name for a nugget that is full of ham

Hey! did you see that Ahmed/Ahmad guy? he's a total ham nugget!

by Hamuham June 7, 2019

Ham

Cute, adorably chunky baby or animal.
Like a plump little ham. You just wanna "eat em up".

"Oh my, what a ham you are, little man!" -to a baby

"Who is a good little ham? You are!" - to a puppy

by Cuttle_Bish2856 December 15, 2022

Ham

A code word for pot

Give me the dam ham
I love amsterdamian hammies

by 440 420er August 19, 2009

Ham

A pig's bum

Ham

by None_of_your_business1 August 7, 2023

ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018

Ham

She’s annoying but she’s also funny and nice so like idc if she’s annoying cause I am too

Have you seen my friend ham?
No..why tf is her name ham..
You wouldn’t understand…#brocken#emo

by r3wbeef July 12, 2021