statesman

A Statesman sometimes alters words so his sentences get a more precise meaning -
sometime asinine tomfoolery should eventually meetonesmaker adored neighbour

One of the translators for the British senior statesman speaking at the
Najaf Peace Talks in 2004 misinterpreted part of the speech as statesman

by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005

Martin Luther King statue

A statue created by the same race that created the Confederate statues, the human race. If you're going to remove one statue, you might as well go ahead and remove them all.

The Martin Luther King statue is not from a more righteous race than the race that created the Confederate statues, it's coming from the same race, the human race.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020

statusopera

Using FB status update to : 1)get the load off ur chest 2)speak ur mind 3 inform an uncaring population about your problems 4)ignite feuds from way back

Mary left a status update on her FB page saying :Mary is so glad she doesnt have to deal with Bobby's premature ejaculation anymore. Good luck, Sarah, you man-stealing whore!!! mARY'S GOT statusopera on her mind

by samabee July 12, 2009

statusfied

When you catch up with the Joneses.

When you are finally happy with your status in life.

Man, I was feeling a little insecure until I bought that new Lexus - now I am completely statusfied.

by DCDevo July 31, 2009

statusy

Describing any object, person, or thing pertaining to a facebook status.

Drew: Suck my statusy dick

Laura: is that even a word?

by youre an asshole laura August 16, 2009

statusticion

Someone who writes facebooks statuses for a living.

Jules is my statusticion because he is soooo fuckin' funny!

by RebeccaYannetti September 20, 2009

Statusjacked

See Status Thief. The act of having your witty, well thought out Facebook status used by a Facebook friend.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, I have been statusjacked."

by J-Saturn January 18, 2010