Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.

Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"

by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

Cherry Salad

Where the first time you pop a cherry you take the blood, put it on lettuce then make your partner consume the salad

Male:Ah fuck ye, there you go the bloods coming
Female:Uh, what are you doing?
Male: Just making a cherry salad

by Guzzler Of Cum June 2, 2018

The Salads

3D animation about living vegetables

I enjoy watching The Salads.

by tk1995 June 4, 2018

Truck Salad

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum

Last night I gave my girlfriend, Jennifer, the truck salad.

by Quarter Inch Ribeye June 7, 2018

punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht May 16, 2018

dumpling salad

when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time

“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”

by ImmortalYeet May 20, 2018