peter

too much homework, so little time. a complicated speciman with strict life rules and big goals. he doesnt want to let down his parents... but he wants to soar. Dont be a turtle or a hare.... be an eagle my friend. God bless america

peter drinks coffee

coffee is good, peter likes coffee

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Peter colantuono

A fat redneck that likes to kiss his dads beard and has a sexual relationship with his daddy. And likes to anall his sister and his dogs

Peter Colantuono fat daddy yelled at peter and peter was so mad because he couldn’t have any more beard.

by Peter gay October 8, 2019

Peter bolt 469

A guy who likes to fuck trucks and will never get a girlfriend in his life

Peter bolt 469: I love fucking trucks because I get no girls and will be forever lonely

by Lover101026 February 1, 2022

Pull an uncle Peter

When you ejaculate into food and gain sexual gratification from doing so

Last night Alexanded said that he was going to pull an uncle peter

by Ass cracker 56 January 4, 2024

peter

The guy who happens to work at every single factory in the world and manages to violate company regulations every time.

Peter what the fuck are you doing to the sprinkles!?

by what kinda name is soap April 7, 2023

Peters and Pauls

the rich and the poor; the haves and the have-nots. Derived from the proverb rob Peter to pay Paul.

The proposal for helping the poor was accepted by Peters and Pauls alike.

by uttam maharjan May 13, 2010

Peter’s Mom

Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard

“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”

“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”

by Genotype20 September 25, 2017