slippery busted table leg

When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.

After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.

by Wes & Rob February 28, 2007

I'd break her legs

A phrase coined by the supersexual luke N.Tall by mistake.

Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)

by R.M April 12, 2005

One legged Russian vacuum

A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.

The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae

by Poopballz42069 January 26, 2016

Big dude Beefy legs

A large person whose legs are very fat and "beefy". They are also known to have terrible body odour and they wear tye dye shirts almost everyday.

ugh. It's big dude beefy legs.

by jamie leek June 03, 2008

[daddy long leg]

When a dude has big male genitals

Man I was with Chris yesterday man let me tell you girl that's daddy long leg.

by Tay Bay May 27, 2008

Montana Juke Leg

When you are doing a dude facing him and shove his knee into his face as you ejaculate.

Greg came into work with a black eye after receiving a Montana Juke Leg.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

alpaca leg endz

apex legends but in the gay version

guy 1: hey dude have you heard of apex legends?
gay guy1: u mEaN AlpAcA LEg EnDZ???

by TGP25 March 12, 2019