A noun used to describe those who bunk off work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness etc.
Steve: Where’s Dan off to?
Matt: He has a long long trip this afternoon, all the way to Joondalup for a wedding on Sunday… He’s such a Half-Day Harry.
Matt: He has a long long trip this afternoon, all the way to Joondalup for a wedding on Sunday… He’s such a Half-Day Harry.
by MattyS June 6, 2014
Get the Half-Day Harrymug. A situation where two people begin conversing with each other, then one of them receives and answers a text while talking to the other person, usually with the texter continuing with "Yeah"'s and "uh huh""s
I was so mad yesterday when i was talking to my friend and he started a 2-and-a-half-way conversation, completely interrupting our discussion about quantum physics
by Michael Martin, October 19, 2008
Get the 2-and-a-half-way conversationmug. " Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012
Get the Half past the monkey's assmug. A textbook (usually old) with lots of very helpful writing on the inside of it.
The name comes from the sixth Harry Potter novel/movie.
The name comes from the sixth Harry Potter novel/movie.
Joe: whoa, look at my copy of Hamlet, it explains what they're saying!
Bob: looks like you've got a half-blood prince book
Bob: looks like you've got a half-blood prince book
by mrbattleman December 1, 2010
Get the half-blood prince bookmug. When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉
When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.
by sucker1 January 25, 2018
Get the Half-ass soap jobmug. A phrase used to describe the working conditions of the lower class, often involving tiresome labor, menial tasks, and/or generally bullshit jobs.
Example 1:
Friend: My parents want me to get a job or else they will kick me out of house, but it's totally stupid because they're rich and don't need any rent money.
You: Have you considered that maybe they just want you see how the other half lives, or maybe they think that 26 is way too fucking old to be mooching off senior citizens, you entitlement douche?
Friend: Hey fuck you man!
Example 2:
Friend: I thought going into the armed services as an officer would be way better than going in enlisted, but yesterday I spent the entire night standing guard over my platoon's weapons as they all slept.
You: It is possible that your superiors just want you to see how the other half lives.
Friend: Perhaps, but it still sucks ass.
Friend: My parents want me to get a job or else they will kick me out of house, but it's totally stupid because they're rich and don't need any rent money.
You: Have you considered that maybe they just want you see how the other half lives, or maybe they think that 26 is way too fucking old to be mooching off senior citizens, you entitlement douche?
Friend: Hey fuck you man!
Example 2:
Friend: I thought going into the armed services as an officer would be way better than going in enlisted, but yesterday I spent the entire night standing guard over my platoon's weapons as they all slept.
You: It is possible that your superiors just want you to see how the other half lives.
Friend: Perhaps, but it still sucks ass.
by Philosofree August 4, 2014
Get the how the other half livesmug. Alcoholism. Commonly and derisively used against an antisocial, asinine dumbshit who can't keep his mouth shut or instigates fights because "it's the alcohol talking". He often uses the term "weaponized autism" on others and thinks he has an excuse for his behavior, whereas people born with autism actually do have an excuse.
Dave: "Are you as sick of Carl as I am?"
Mark: "Yeah, he keeps going on about 'weaponized autism'. Hypocrite...he's got half-rack autism bad. He can fix that but won't. People with autism have an excuse, he doesn't. He needs to man up for once."
Dave: "Got that right."
Mark: "Yeah, he keeps going on about 'weaponized autism'. Hypocrite...he's got half-rack autism bad. He can fix that but won't. People with autism have an excuse, he doesn't. He needs to man up for once."
Dave: "Got that right."
by Hinkel August 11, 2019
Get the half-rack autismmug.