Jack Stubbs

One silly motherfucker that has a lack of time on his hands, but rather a surplus of dicks.

Obama can be a real Jack Stubbs sometimes.

by The Unicorn Man October 22, 2013

Jack Marsh

A Jack Marsh is somebody that trembles in the sight of a father figure due to a dodgy past. A Jack Marsh for the most part will be an absolute bellend and be often subject to playing the victim card. His family name goes down generations in the fens due to 90% of the town chatteris being somehow related. A Jack Marsh is a boy of few words but when spoke to you are guaranteed major autism.

John: where's Jack Marsh?
Bill: Kev's.

by FlynnyJoe October 29, 2019

emo jacking

Cutting your self while simultaneously jacking yourself off

Bro what are those cuts on your arm
I was emo jacking last night

by P@nduh November 18, 2016

jack shack

a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in

The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.

by Unchangeable Bird January 25, 2020

Jack Otis

The act of taking LSD for an extended period of time.

dude I pulled a Jack Otis last month and it was awesome!

by BusterBrown June 12, 2013

Wookie Jack

Masturbating a hairy man.

Guy: Yo man my gf gave me a wookie jack last night
Friend: My mom told me that gives you hairy palms.

by Lol huh? July 9, 2015

Jack rack

Shower

My girlfriend caught me in mid stroke last night when I was in the jack rack, i could've died from embarrassment!

by ALL BIZ February 7, 2018