Eggs Been-A-Dicked

When you make scrambled eggs with nut in them.

My ole lady wouldn’t give me any last night so I made her eggs been-a-dicked for breakfast.

by Matt1919 March 28, 2022

Like Egg Roll

Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.

Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!

Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll

Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"

by partytime23 January 23, 2011

Versace eggs sack

A man's balls/testicles

She kicked me in my Versace eggs sack.

by Markovic December 20, 2021

rotten egg gash

Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.

Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.

by MuddyBottoms October 06, 2020

Scrambling my eggs

To masturbate by yourself.

To masterbate in general..

.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........

I'd like to scramble her eggs......

by #AlexisMason June 04, 2021

egg me daddy

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.

Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".

by Randomnuss November 16, 2016

Eggs and bacon royal

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.

She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.

by Themergener September 04, 2017