frat cold 

That inexplainable runny nose, sore throat, and grogginess you have for a couple days after hitting the frats too hard.

Bro I feel so wack this week…
Friend: dude u got the frat cold.

frat cold by NMUfella October 9, 2021

The Cold War 

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

The Cold War by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022

Stone Cold Hottie 

A sexy as fuck guy called James, who just makes all the womens vaginas twinge and is so attractive, women instantly fallen in love with him!

James is such a stone cold hottie that he makes my fanny flutter!

Stone Cold Hottie by chlobs May 10, 2022

Ass-Clenching Cold 

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

Ass-Clenching Cold by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Balls ass cold 

Another way to say it's really cold outside

Damn, it's balls ass cold outside tonight

Balls ass cold by Tmennie41 August 20, 2016

East coast winter cold 

A sickness typically suffered by residents of the eastern, especially northeastern, residents of the U.S. during the winter.

Taylor will be out for a few days. He's got a good old east coast winter cold.

East coast winter cold by stonecomedy July 18, 2016

fap till it's cold 

When you fap in the shower for so long that the water in the shower turns old

I fap till it's cold & my roommates get mad because there's no more hot water.

fap till it's cold by Thecoolchameleon December 18, 2016