Flea biscuit

A cat or dog that has a flea infestation. Typically, something resembling mange, or a skin disease. They run as fast as a horse to find a mate and reproduce. These animals are very shady

That darn cat is a flea biscuit, running like heck to find another cat to mate with.

by Cr33pshow June 19, 2019

Biscuit

Opposite of a cunt teacher who likes sushi.

That biscuit slept with the whole team.

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

Biscuit

Any biscuit that you get as a reward by your teacher because you defied a teacher that the former doesn't like

Harry: shouts at Umbridge
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.

by Rifs March 27, 2019

Cunt Biscuit

A biscuit the girlfriend shoves up her vagina for 60 seconds, takes it out, and the boyfriend eats it.

I made Ryan eat that Cunt Biscuit

by HiggyBank15 April 11, 2019

Frac-style biscuits and gravy

The art of taking out the porta john urinal cake blowing your load on it and eating it.

Today on pad we had the green eat a Frac-style biscuits and gravy

by Fracgoon90 August 11, 2019

grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.

person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."

by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019

Whisker biscuit

Female private parts or vagina

I hope my girlfriend gives me some of that whisker biscuit tonight!

by Jtakatip September 11, 2019