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Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.
by jtsimps April 05, 2016
by Randall Cunningham's ham September 28, 2022
For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.
Tom: when's the paper due?
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
by Tardotheassmonkey May 28, 2017