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ass chunk 

when you grunt a loaf and chunks of hardened poo drop into the toilet
"jon ate too much pasta and got ass chunks the next morning"
ass chunk by Thugbunniefolife March 16, 2007
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N) 1 a: Similar in theory to the ass hem. The ass lift refers to a more dramatic change directed at the entire ass, the ass as a whole entity. An ass lift changes the overall aesthetic presentation of the ass in an effort to improve its visual reception by members of the opposing gender. Unlike the ass hem, the ass lift is not generally associated with any single gender. Examples of the ass lift can be found in males as well as females.
1. (a) Forget about getting an ass hem, what you really want is a whole ass lifted, anything worth doing is worth doing all the way, right…?

2. (a) I need to get a three day leave of absence next week so I can get an ass lift.
Ass Lift by Tlahtoani Anubis March 16, 2007

ass number 

a random number - one that's pulled right out of the ass
No, I didn't calculate the sale price - it's an ass number
ass number by Carl Barringer June 19, 2007

ass fiddle 

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.
Man, what a nice ass fiddle
ass fiddle by Austin J M May 29, 2008
a woman with a beautiful ass, butt, buttocks, derriere, booty....
That chick's got nice ass meat
ass meat by TonyTC March 30, 2010

Ass and vinegar sandwich 

The combination of both a pungent and sour smell emmitting from a persons mouth.
Hey mate, Did you smell that guys breath"? "Yeah It smells like he's had an Ass and vinegar sandwich"