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co-workers with benefits 

This is similar to friends with benefits with a spin on it. It refers to the people who work together and hook up. They aren't in a serious relationship with each other, they only use each other for sex. And if they are married, not to each other, even better.
In the movie, Secretary, the character played by James Spader and the character played by Maggie Gyllenhall were co-workers with benefits.
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workout shit 

After you work out and you have to take the worst shit of your life and you can barely make it to the bathroom in time. Your ass hole feels like it is on fire and people a mile away can smell it.
Billy was working out and got a workout shit from the buffalo wings he ate for lunch.
workout shit by SamHamm February 22, 2009
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workalanche 

When the pile of "to do" stuff on your desk gets so big it slides off onto the floor, or chair or hapless victim.
You better stop spending so much time on internet porn before you get buried in a workalanche.
workalanche by Armstrong Editorial January 14, 2009

Workaphobe

Fear of time clocks. See "afrophobe"
My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.
Workaphobe by Rocketboi November 4, 2009

workcest 

sexual relations with co-workers.
CEO #1: "your secretary is hot. I dont see why you dont sleep with her."

CEO #2: "I can't do it... that's workcest!!"
workcest by Jake Honiball February 25, 2011

Working Retail 

The act of folding clothes on your chick's back while doing her doggy-style so as to not lose your clothes in her room each time you want to go smoosh.
Dude I lost my favorite pant's at my Ex's again.

Man you forgot about "Working Retail"

Oh yeah.

Yeah it totally works, I never lose a thing when I'm bangin her.

Workalurking 

A combination between work and social media. Includes various combinations and alternatives, such as studying/procrastinating, studying/Facebook stalking or working/Twitter stalking.
I'm supposed to be finishing up this press release, but I can't stop workalurking the hot guy I met at happy hour last Friday!
Workalurking by SillySeaman June 19, 2011