the act of getting so shitfaced that you make out with a boy you like and puke then continue to make out afterwards
person 1: “let’s get willow girl wasted tonight!”
person 2: “no thanks, last time you did that, you ended up puking on your crushes lap”
person 2: “no thanks, last time you did that, you ended up puking on your crushes lap”
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To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)
My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.
by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023
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Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
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Karen got drunk last night, and thought she was the mfkn golden gloves champ 3 years in a row or something, bc be punched this dude and was surprised when he white girl wasted her mfkn ass and she was waking up on the bar floor looking like who farted.
by That.Gameboy May 24, 2024
Get the White girl Wasted mug.The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
Get the Mitchell Bourner Wasted mug.When you stick your penis inside her butt and piss in her like you’re using your penis as a pressure washer. Natural Laxatives. Clean her system right on out.
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