someone who stands outside a house with the intent to stalk someone else and bobs and weaves through bushes and trees so as to not get caught stalking

Man i caught this treeboxer in my bushes last night.

by GSp3ctr3 August 18, 2009

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Treehoe

A tall thin usually African American hooker that sports a birds nest or afro.

Dude 1: Damn...Look at that treehoe...

Dude 2: Sheesh, she's the tallest one I've seen here.

by Sweettoothkilljoy October 27, 2009

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In some high schools and colleges, a relatively large club or group of people who get together underneath campus trees in grassy areas and just talk. Members are often students with emotional or societal problems who get their feelings out with people who listen, much like a therapy session, except in a much more relaxed manner. Many times, conversations vary from these to much more random topics, and some societies have been known to have drug-high clubs inside of these, continuing with the so-called "healing," but this isn't too common.

"Loomis' Tree Society rep was yelling at everybody to join... I think it's supposed to be fun or something."

by Crazynerd October 1, 2009

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Treecision

The nearly impossible decision that is made when choosing which Christmas tree to cut down in the forest or purchase at a tree lot. Most often, this decision is made by the wife of a husband who could care less what tree is selected.

The decision often involves factors like length, girth, symmetry, and what the neighbors and friends have. It appears that most treecision makers like trees that are long, rigid, thick, and uncomfortably large to stuff into a small home.

After spending nearly six hours of looking for a Christmas tree to cut down while driving through a snowstorm in the forest , a treecision was conveniently made just as it was getting dark.

by Minister Arthrup J. McShazzles November 30, 2009

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