touching grass 

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

touching grass by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

Touch your Cousin Day 

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

Touch your Cousin Day by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022

touching the dragons asshole 

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

touching the dragons asshole by statiq69 May 19, 2022

Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

Touch grass by Tr45h May 22, 2022

Touchdown 

You arrive home, come through a place, turn up somwhere, show up.

I'm touchdown home first then ill be there

I'm touchdown in a min

Touchdown by Uk Street Truth May 28, 2022

Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

Touch Grass by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.

Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."

touch grass by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022