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January 21st

National Ty has to confess to Evelyn day
by Chase1126 January 20, 2022
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JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”
by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021
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January

the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.
person 1: god i don't like january

person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's

person 1: look at that

*tumbleweed flys by*
by rk092 January 15, 2024
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January 4

It’s time you hold your bf/gf’s hands day!
boy: *holds hand*

girl: what are you doing?

boy: it’s january 4

girl: oh yeah *holds hand back*
by i love drizzy drake January 1, 2024
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January 29

The day all the Lads changed their names together
The day of january 29 the Lads had a #bondingmoment ✨🤪💅

Lad 1: im changing my name
Lad 2: im gonna change my name too
Lad 3: im changing my name legally
by KitHasEscaped January 31, 2022
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January 27th

January 27th is national act gay day.
by lllilllliillll January 27, 2023
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January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex
by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021
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