One legged Russian vacuum

A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.
The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae
by Poopballz42069 January 26, 2016
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Big dude Beefy legs

A large person whose legs are very fat and "beefy". They are also known to have terrible body odour and they wear tye dye shirts almost everyday.
by jamie leek June 03, 2008
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alpaca leg endz

guy 1: hey dude have you heard of apex legends?
gay guy1: u mEaN AlpAcA LEg EnDZ???
by TGP25 March 12, 2019
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[daddy long leg]

Man I was with Chris yesterday man let me tell you girl that's daddy long leg.
by Tay Bay May 27, 2008
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Montana Juke Leg

When you are doing a dude facing him and shove his knee into his face as you ejaculate.
Greg came into work with a black eye after receiving a Montana Juke Leg.
by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008
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Pull the legs off a spider

When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.

B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.
"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.
by Rusty Shacklefurd November 20, 2007
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Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.
Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."

(enter store)

Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."
by ejo10 January 05, 2012
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